So you think you want to get in touch with The Pig Next Door, do you? Good, because we'd love to hear from you. And we aren't just saying that, either. You know, like how the bank always says how happy they are to take your call but then they make you listen to all that crummy hold music? If they're so happy to hear from me, why won't they just pick up the phone? Like I don't have better things to do than listen to the elevator-music version of some Elton John song when all I want to do is to check my account balance. For crying out loud. This must be what madness sounds like.
Well, we're not like that. The Pig Next Door actually wants to hear from you, whether it's about your next shipment, your favorite bacon, or just about anything else. Pigs are pretty friendly, you know.
To get in touch with one of our bacon experts, please fill out the form below. If you have a question or comment about an existing Bacon Club membership, please include your customer number to assist us in helping you more efficiently. Your customer number can be found in the email you received from us right after you completed your purchase, and it is also located on your shipping label. We'll be in touch with you as soon as piggingly possible, and we won't torture you with any hold music. We promise.
And even though we're pigs, we still have telephones. You can always call us at (408) 850-1407 to place an order or to ask us questions. Please limit your questions to topics that we may actually understand, like bacon. As much as we'd like to, we won't be able to help you with stock tips or movie times.